Welcome losers, to
Are you tired of being poor and gross? Are you tired of the ladies and the gentleman and the whatnots looking down on you, spitting, and kicking dirt into your eyes while you cry yourself to sleep on the cold pavement because you're homeless and greasy?
I'm Lambathia, you might know me from Lambathia Incorporated™, and if you don't, it'll take off and become a household name soon enough, don't worry. I'm so rich, my ex calls me "Lambo".
I make 6 figures from my rapping career alone, but a majority of my wealth comes from my perfect, top teir grindset.
You're not gonna find a hustle like this anywhere else! You can trust me wholeheartedly when I say that this hustle is what you're missing in your life. You're not gonna wanna miss out on this opportunity, and it won't be available long. When the deal is out, it's out, and you'll be stuck being a measly, pathetic little bitch to the powerful rich elites who took this offer. If you miss out on this deal, I hope you like the taste of boot in your mouth.
"So what's this secret?" You ask? "Are you gonna get on with it or are you just gonna degrade me, mommy Lambathia? I promise I don't mind either way!" You say, enthusiastically. Well shut the hell up and stop whining, I'm getting to that. The secrets can all be revealed through a few quick courses. The secret to all this success can be all yours, for the low, generous price of $35 a course. The price won't be this low for long, since this is a super special offer for new hustlers. This deal is for SERIOUS hustlers only. It's only for people who really want to make something of themselves and stop being pansy ass bitches. It's only for people who want REAL success and wealth. If you're content with being a dirty, penniless, cuckass mommas boy, then please don't waste your time signing up. If you enjoy spending your friday evenings wanking it to hot tub streamers and begging them for a drop of their sweat that will take you five loans to pay off, then please do skip this course. If you're a pathetic manbaby, you can go right on ahead and ignore this deal. But if you want REAL success, you know where to find it.
The courses at Lambathia's Hustle™ will teach you all you need to know for true success! That's a Lambathia garuntee!
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